What better way to cure an earache than with a tiny, extra-long tube sock?
Simply insert sock as far as possible into your ear canal, allow puss and earwax to build around it over time [preferably at least seven hours], finally, yank it out and PRESTO! No more painful infection!
And, hello there. Sorry I've been gone for so long. [Here now.] xx-enp
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