Friday, January 7, 2011

Mile High 'Clubbed': A Transnational Battle Royale.

1. A usual flight, until, "attention passengers, momentarily we will be conducting a Battle Royale. Your participation is required. Thank you in advance for cooperating." 
2. A Flight Attendant separated all the passengers into two groups. The stripes were given samurai swords and the solids were given daggers. 
3. We were all a bit apprehensive.   
4. Reluctance aside, I went in to battle. 
5. It got a little messy but the solids were easily defeated-- turns out I have mad samurai skills. 
6. After all was lost for the solids, the stripes were given refreshments and told that our flight would be landing shortly. I felt like a real badass. Nobody messes with the stripes! 

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